Had I known earlier, I would’ve worn my Inter jersey to class today, despite the probable risks pertaining to my safety and well-being. (In all honesty, I had no idea they were even playing today.) Instead, I got to hear Romans complain about their 4-0 win against German club team, Werder Bremen. Job well done, Nerazzurri!
I never post celebrity news, but once in a while, an exception comes along. I mean, this is Penélope Cruz we’re talking about here…my homegirl. Her and her husband, Javier Bardem, are expecting un bebé! Congratulations, girlfriend…now’s your official chance to “eat like a pregnant lady” and satisfy any and all food cravings that body-conscious celebrities don’t usually indulge in. And yes, I’m super excited to be an aunt :) Muahahahaha!
Don’t believe me? Read the news for yourself at People.com: http://www.people.com/people/article/0„20427389,00.html
I knew something smelled fishy. Just when I thought I would have my moment of fame, Mehmet Ozyurek stole my spotlight and took the title of Guinness World Records 2011’s “World’s Longest Nose.” This man could’ve been Italian, with a schnoz measuring 3.46 inches from bridge to tip. Instead, he is a Turkish native who will make his country proud with this honorable award. Snazzy schnoz.
Source: AOL Weird News